This is some of the KOOLEST shit ive ever seen... im gonna be in one of these videos one day...
So id definitely shoot the coon who buys this for me (Seriously).. This Alarm Clock goes off loud as shit for whatever time you set it, but heres the catch... to turn it off you have to answer a series of difficult questions. But listen to the best part.. the company built a nearly impossible to open battery compartment. So if your not in the mood to answer questions theres an off button that you have to hold down for THIRTY SECONDS to turn it off lol... I must admit, its a pretty clever way of getting people awake, but im too stubborn to have this clock. I would more than likely end up late to where ever it is i had to go trying to sit down and answer all of the questions. Not sure how I would explain that to my boss...
So im trying to understand how its even possible for these guys to even get this bored lol. Wonder how long it took them to arrange this.. Good Work!
What I like most about this video is that the name of the song is "All of the Lights" ...and right in the beginning of the song it warns you that u might die (have a seisure) from watching it because they crammed so many lights and flashes into the video. The thing is, Kanye West' videos are only gonna get brighter and more creative as time goes by providing that the illuminati still funds his work(Just Kidding). VEIWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.. but my question is.. how exactly is someone is supposed to use their discretion watching this video for the first time? And does this mean that if im epileptic theres no way I can be a Kanye Fan? because i know for a fact that this nigga Kanye wears glowing leather to all of his performances, and always has the movie "Tron" going on in the background as he performs. Thats pretty bright. The epileptic Kanye fan is pretty much going to strictly listen his music... until he finds a way to put lights in that too...
I've always wanted to b a sick beat boxer.. but i discovered that i only have a few sounds (most which occur in my bedroom) that i can make sound kool... this guy immitates whole songs, beats and rhythms with his mouth at the same time. I must admit.. thats some serious mouthage...
So i think is safe to say that its never a good idea to square off against a flaming Hom-- eh.. "Happy" person *looks around*.. #1 reason being that ALL "Happy" people can fight and have the strength of MMA fighters who take steroids straight to the cheeks (hehe) and they all secretly know Karate (for some reason) .. and #2 theres always a slight chance that you might lose any fight you get yourself into.. no straight man wants to publicly get his ass whooped by another man who sprinkles glitter all over his chest right before going to his home boys house to watch spongebob (or w/e it is happy people do alone).. So my advice to the fellow in this video and to all men for future reference is that is if you ever feel macho and decide to go mano y mano with anyone like that.. DONT DO IT!!! I dont wanna have to talk about you in future videos.. thnx... PS... If the nigga your about to fight comes outside in SOCKS.. your probably gonna catch the hands DEAD ASS!!
Amber Rose AKA *in my best pimp voice* "The Baddest Bald Headed bitch on TV!!".... Theres always movement in my pants whenever theres a discussion about Amber Rose. I cant even start to describe the nasty things (involving baby oil, shaving cream, and a rubber ducky) that id do to Amber... word on the street is that she's in the cut rollin doobies up with Wiz Khalifa.. but its ok. If i had just ONE chance with her id turn them cheeks black and yellow.. (See what i did there? lol)
Im not a master editor or anything.. but i kinda like to fiddle with effects and adjustments on photos to give a whole new image... well... not a whole new image but u know what i mean.. *sips coffee*...
Now its sad to say but i have more than a few friends who should take heed to this mans words.. watch and be amazed.. and if ur feeling what he's saying subscribe to his YouTube channel at 'Hotdamnirock"
Now this has definitely won the EPIC FAIL contest of the week lol... Im not sure if this shit is real, but if it is someone needs to get this man some SERIOUS help. It sucks to know that theres a guy out there that will go karate ninja ape nuts on you for touching his skittles lol. Id also like to give a special shout out to the camera man who i deduced is this mans SON who failed to do anything but record his dad go kill bill on his kitchen. THEN at the end of the video we find out that this man nd his son arent even financially stable enuff 2 even pay 4 the damages he's caused.. Id say i feel sorry for the son.. but then i realized he probably knew his dad would go crazy.. i mean.. he did grab a camera b4 approaching him.. Just sayin...
So i went into a kool store in Charleston, SC nd saw this gay (as in happy) statue manikin... apparently there were fashion police in medieval times.. *JBOYshrug*
Damn Its been a while since me or squad has done some blogging... i thinks its time 4 a comeback...
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