The Q.U.A.C.K Squad Memoirs

I've always wanted to b a sick beat boxer.. but i discovered that i only have a few sounds (most which occur in my bedroom) that i can make sound kool... this guy immitates whole songs, beats and rhythms with his mouth at the same time. I must admit.. thats some serious mouthage...

So i think is safe to say that its never a good idea to square off against a flaming Hom-- eh.. "Happy" person *looks around*.. #1 reason being that ALL "Happy" people can fight and have the strength of MMA fighters who take steroids straight to the cheeks (hehe) and they all secretly know Karate (for some reason) .. and #2 theres always a slight chance that you might lose any fight you get yourself into.. no straight man wants to publicly get his ass whooped by another man who sprinkles glitter all over his chest right before going to his home boys house to watch spongebob (or w/e it is happy people do alone).. So my advice to the fellow in this video and to all men for future reference is that is if you ever feel macho and decide to go mano y mano with anyone like that.. DONT DO IT!!! I dont wanna have to talk about you in future videos.. thnx... PS... If the nigga your about to fight comes outside in SOCKS.. your probably gonna catch the hands DEAD ASS!!

Amber Rose AKA *in my best pimp voice* "The Baddest Bald Headed bitch on TV!!".... Theres always movement in my pants whenever theres a discussion about Amber Rose. I cant even start to describe the nasty things (involving baby oil, shaving cream, and a rubber ducky) that id do to Amber... word on the street is that she's in the cut rollin doobies up with Wiz Khalifa.. but its ok. If i had just ONE chance with her id turn them cheeks black and yellow.. (See what i did there? lol)

Now its sad to say but i have more than a few friends who should take heed to this mans words.. watch and be amazed.. and if ur feeling what he's saying subscribe to his YouTube channel at 'Hotdamnirock"

Now this has definitely won the EPIC FAIL contest of the week lol... Im not sure if this shit is real, but if it is someone needs to get this man some SERIOUS help. It sucks to know that theres a guy out there that will go karate ninja ape nuts on you for touching his skittles lol. Id also like to give a special shout out to the camera man who i deduced is this mans SON who failed to do anything but record his dad go kill bill on his kitchen. THEN at the end of the video we find out that this man nd his son arent even financially stable enuff 2 even pay 4 the damages he's caused.. Id say i feel sorry for the son.. but then i realized he probably knew his dad would go crazy.. i mean.. he did grab a camera b4 approaching him.. Just sayin...

So i went into a kool store in Charleston, SC nd saw this gay (as in happy) statue manikin... apparently there were fashion police in medieval times.. *JBOYshrug*